Calling all funeral directors or morticians?

Have any cool stories? What state do you live in? Have you been doing it long? Do you like the work? (Serious answers only)Calling all funeral directors or morticians?
In college I attended an embalming.
The different temperature of the liquid injected caused the corpse to 'move'.
It then let out a 'gasp' of air. (More like a burping sound.)
Kind of boring for what you had in mind though, I'm sure.
Next time, ask about any necrophiliac experiences.
How morbid is this wanting "cool stories"? What death is cool?
I worked in the funeral industry for about 5 years. there are no cool stories or anything scary either. it was a job that required dignity and respect for the dead. think about it.the funeral director is the last person that does something for the deceased and it is our goal to make them look the best they can.
if you like to help people then a job in a funeral home could be very rewarding for you. i loved it.
Kathleen from mo
What kind of ghoulish stories would you like to read.
There is nothing morbid to tell..
I have been undertaking for about 6 years.
I live in Southern California
I LOVE what i do. it is very rewarding when you can make things a little easier for them during such a bad time
If you are serious, read,"The American Way of Death", "Stiff, what to do with a dead body". Both are available on Amazon.com